Red Vs Blue Whats in Your Pants Doom

" I have no idea how your parents named you that, but can you help us ascend? "
― Marie

The Ghost Twins are a duo of opera-singing ghost siblings that stars in their own mod.

The Ghost Twins are black and white ghosts with missing feet and blank white eyes.

Tanner has a completely white body with razor-cut, fluffy white hair. He wears a pair of white pants with a white bowtie, a black tongue, and a black shirt under a white suit with four black buttons on the front and long, frilly flaps that make it resemble a wedding dress.

Marie, on the other hand, is entirely black, with long silky black hair. To mirror her brother, she wears black pants, a black suit with four white buttons and a more formal design compared to Tanner, a white tongue, and a white shirt along with a black bowtie.

In the song "Scuffle" they become the amalgamation (Tanrie) after a huge argument cause their microphone to implode. They appear to be melted together with the latter becoming one.

Before the song "Illustrious", both of them are alive and are now humans. Their outfits are still the same but they now have tan skin due to their resurrections. And they have shoes.

Note: All of these cameos are not canon to the Ghost Twins' story.

Hat Tip Dialogue

Girlfriend : Here we are!

Boyfriend : Nice classy place ya got here!

Girlfriend : Thanks, it belonged to my great-granddaddy who had trained others here.

Girlfriend : The choir had an accident here, so this place is probably haunted.

Boyfriend : Aight them. Ahem-

(Boyfriend clears his throat)

Boyfriend : YO! Any of you spooooky~ ghosts out here?! Come on to hear THE BEST CONCERT OF YOUR (un)LIFE!

Girlfriend : That was cute, BF.

(Distant chattering could be heard)

Marie : TANNER, LOOK! PEOPLE!

Tanner : Who might it be no-

Marie : I BET THEY CAN HELP US!

Tanner : Marie, please.. Do you not remember the clo-

Girlfriend : Did you hear that?

Tanner : Hello there, kind folks!

Boyfriend : Bee bo bop

Girlfriend : Woah! Who are you two?

Tanner : Ah, I suppose I should start.

Tanner : I am Tanner...and this is my older sister, Marie.

Marie : Nice to meet you!

Girlfriend : Oh, well, you too! Im GF, and this is my boyfriend, BF.

Marie : I have no idea how your parents named you that, but can you help us ascend?

Tanner : Yes, as nobody else c-

Marie : Like the guy with the stone jaw or the red goggles killer!

Girlfriend : How do you think we can help?

Tanner : Perhaps a song is in order?

Girlfriend : BF should be able to provide that!

Boyfriend : Beep!

(GF gets onto the speakers and BF gets his mic)

Tanner and Marie : SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT!

Spectral Spat Dialogue

Tanner : Well that was certainly fun!

Marie : Yeah!! Thanks for ya help boyfriend!!

Boyfriend : Beep!!

Tanner : Well, We'll be going now!

Marie : Uh-

Tanner : Marie. You said this time it'd work.

Marie : Give it a few secs tan!

Tanner : No!! We have just wasted our time again!

Tanner : You have no clue what your talking about.

Marie : Stop bein such a downer!!

Marie : It's your fault for not trustin me!

Tanner : MY fault?!

Boyfriend : Beep!

Tanner and Marie : HUSH!

Scuffle Dialogue

Tanner : Look, this is going nowhere. Let's just-

Marie : No!! It HAS to work now! I'm sure of it!

Tanner : Marie, could you stop interrupting me and listen?! Like because you're 4 minutes older, doesn't mean you have to boss me around all the time!

Marie : Me?! Bossy?! You're the one that is always complaning so why don't you stop being upset and give this a chance?!

Tanner : We've been stuck here for decades! OF COURSE I'M UPSET!

Boyfriend : B- Beep Skido?!

Girlfriend : Hey.. Uh guys?-

Tanner : I'm so sick of having this false hope for so long!

Marie : HEY! I'VE BEEN TRYING MY BEST FOR THE BOTH OF US!

Tanner : WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!

[A large white explosion happens after Tanner stops yelling]

Boyfriend : Bap-?!

T anri e : ...

T anri e : Wh... what.. h-huh?!

T anri e : T-This... isn't.. supposed to..

T anri e : It... h-hurts...!

Girlfriend : Go BF! Just keep singing!

Boyfriend : Bop beep bo!

Illustrious Dialogue

Marie : Eugh hff..

(Marie looks at Tanner)

Marie : Oh dear god- Tanner?

Marie : Are you alright?

Tanner : H-Hi.. I'm fine..This.. weird ache in my chest is gone now, so that's great-

(Marie gave Tanner a huge hug...)

Marie : So have I. Heh.. I'm so sorry for earlier.. and all those years ago.. I should've saved you sooner..

Tanner : It's okay.. Thanks sis.

Boyfriend : Bap

Marie : Oopsie-! I almost forgot, Thank you so much BF! We finally have a chance to be alive again!

Girlfriend : Well, looks like the noise we made has attracted some people!

Boyfriend : Beep skebepbo!

Girlfriend : Well, we have an audience now.

Tanner : How about one last song? It would be our pleasure.

Boyfriend : Beep!

Tanner : Fantastic!

Marie : W-wait. Do we still have to share our mics? It was way easier to do that when we were just..ghosts-

Girlfriend : Oh! Ya need a mic?

Girlfriend : I got a spare!

Marie : Would ya look at that! Thanks gal!

Tanner : Well, are we ready?

Tanner and Marie : It's showtime!

Yuletides Dialogue

Boyfriend : ..and thats when King Bach pulls out a comically large spoo-

Girlfriend : Shh wait, hun, isn't that those two twins that we saved from that orchestra a few months ago!?

Girlfriend : Let's go say hi to them!!

Marie : Greetings and salutations, dear BF and GF!

Boyfriend : beep bop

Tanner : Oh? What are we doing? Well, since the hall is currently being renovated, we've decided to continue our singing out in the streets! And what better way to celebrate the holiday season than to carol at the mall!

Boyfriend : bap!!

Girlfriend : That's such a sweet idea! By the way, where'd you get those new clothes?

Marie : These? Jewel helped picked these outfits! Neat huh?

Tanner : Yeah but is the tail really necessary

Marie : Aww but ya look cute as a little reindeer~!

Tanner : D-Don't rub it in-

Boyfriend : bop beep

Girlfriend : Whats that bebs? You wanna join them?

Marie : Hmm, I guess we still have time for one song so-

Tanner : Let's see how much you've improved since we last saw each other!!

Marie : Hehe, indubitably.

Marie : Well your Height hasn't changed since

Boyfriend : [Makes the Sad Spongebob Meme face]

Tanner : Oh! You can stand on this box, that way we can look at each other easily!

Boyfriend : Beep boo!

Tanner and Marie : Now then, Tis the season!

Hat Tip Dialogue (Old)

Girlfriend : This looks like the place!

Boyfriend : Yooooo nice classy-assy place ya got here babe!!

Girlfriend : Thanks, this used to belong to my great-granddaddy and I'm sure this is where he used to train my dear old-grandpop when he was going to be a star!

Boyfriend : Ooooo neato-bambeato sweet cheeks!!

Girlfriend : Just one thing to be cautious of hun,

Boyfriend : And what's that babe?

Girlfriend : The choir had an indicent centuries ago, and may or may not be haunted..

Boyfriend : Ooooo, well, in that case..

(Boyfriend clears his throat)

Boyfriend : YO YO YO YO! If there are any spooooky-ass ghosts in here, then prepare to listen to the BEST concert of YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! Well-UN-life! AYO!!

Girlfriend : Oh geez Boyfriend, just as cute and funny as ever!

Boyfriend : Thanks babe, I know if this place is haunted like ya said, then these "ghosts" are gonna be SPOOKED with my performance.. hehe get it.. SPOOKED!? Aha! I am just KILLIN' it today with these puns man!

Girlfriend : Aww Boyfriend, you always know how to come through with these types of things!!

(Distant chattering could be heard)

Tanner : Now, what might this be now Marie...

Marie : IT'S THEM TANNER!

Tanner : Who?

Marie : IT'S THE FELLAS WHO CAN HELP US OUT YA SILLY-GOOSE!!

Tanner : Marie.. I am quite reluctant about this.. You see, remember the last 16 times we had done this..where that one red goggled ma-

Marie : TANNER, WHADDAYA TALKIN' ABOUT! I KNOW FOR SURE THEY'RE THE ONE! IN FACT, I'M BETTIN' ON IT! FULL POT BABY!!

Tanner : Alright..well, if you sa-

Marie : CMON LETS GO!!

Tanner : W-Woah!!

Girlfriend : Did you hear something Boyfriend?

Boyfriend : Yeah..kinda sounded HAUNTING maybe even GHOSTLY, HEHE-AH-!

Girlfriend : Huh-OH-

Tanner : Hello there, kind sir! Perhaps you may help us out?

Boyfriend : WOAH-WHADDAYA MEAN BY-

Boyfriend : Oh, I mean, uhhh-beebobop

Tanner : Oh my..did we scare you by any chance..sorry about that

Marie : Yeah! Our ghostly appearance catches LOAAAADS O' PEOPLE OFF GUARD! Yet I don't think it's something to worry about too much!

Girlfriend : Oh, don't worry, I don't think it caught us off guard.. Who are you two anyways? You seem familiar..

Tanner : Oh heavens! All this time and we had forgotten to introduce ourselves!

(Tanner clears his not existent throat)

Tanner : I am Tanner.. The younger and more soft spoken of the ghost twins, and this over here is-

Marie : HI THERE! I'm Marie, THE OLDER, SMARTER AND THE TOUGHER OF THE GHOST TWINS AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M THE BOSS AROUND THIS TOWN!

Tanner : Yes.. as I was about to say before I was briefly interrupted.. this is my lovely sister Marie!

Girlfriend : Oh well, It's nice to meet you both.. My name Is Girlfriend.. And this is my lovely partner, Boyfriend.. Now, what was it that you needed help with perhaps..?

Marie : I dunno how your parents can name ya that..buuuuuuuut.. We here hopin' to find someone who could help us ascend outta this ghostly form and up into.. uhhhhhh..wherever ya go when ya get redeemed from this state!

Tanner : Yes, indeed.. We had been trying for years on end.. But alas, nobody had been of much assistance.. Most of them would just ran away..

Marie : LIKE THAT ONE GUY WHO JUST WENT SPLAT ON THE GROUND AFTER HE SAW US! OR THAT WEIRDO WITH THE RED GOGGLES WHO THOUGHT HE COULD KILL US, BUT YOU CAN'T KILL SOMETHIN' TWICE!!

Tanner : Yes.. Those times..

Girlfriend : Well, what methods have you tried so far? I've heard from my grandpappy that singing was usually the way to clear the soul and return it to whence it came.

(Marie bumps Tanner's shoulder)

Tanner : Well, yes, we have tried singing before. But this time.. I do believe that could work!

Marie : Yeah! I know it can! If I know anything about that sorta stuff (which I do) then it'll definitely work on helpin' us out!!

Girlfriend : Well, you're in luck! My boyfriend here is a profound singer and I'm sure he'd love to help out as well!

Boyfriend : Beep bo skeeb do

Tanner : Well then.. It sounds like a plan then!

Tanner : Alright! Well, Boyfriend..

Tanner and Marie : SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT!